this is best defense system in the smp at this point
just a small loophole tho
Gay on gay violence call that fruit punch
dream smp relationships as dms between me & my super cool and awesome and sexy gamer gf (pt. 1?)
(also if u couldn’t tell, all of these messages are Very Much Jokes hhh ^^)
reblog if you think firemen sliding down poles is a completely inefficient means of traveling downward but you don’t care because it always seemed like a really fun but scary thing to do when you were younger
And what would be faster than going down a pole?
falling
Anonymous asked:
Hello, Emily. This is Adam Driver. I came across your blog in my free time today and it pained me greatly to find a post you made recently calling me ugly and, I quote, “garbage”. I began to cry, because I have anxiety about my appearance. You have truly hurt an innocent 30 or 40 year old man who wants nothing more than to act and be happy. I hope you consider your actions in the future, as I am still crying because of you. Thank you, and goodbye.
11thsense answered:
GOUSJCJ DICJ
dude so distraught he forgot his age
You know what? These are the exact kind of questions I have at 3 am
*makes a Kevlar vest out of 46 Hershey bars glued together*
I hate that I'm about to watch this video just so I know the answer
17 bars
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YouTube recommendations at 3am:"
Below is a screenshot of a YouTube video thumbnail in which someone is aiming a gun at several dozen Hershey's Chocolate bars stacked in a row. The title of the video is "How Many Hershey's Chocolate bars does it take to stop a bullet?" The video was posted by Edwin Sarkissian. End ID]
This praying mantis standing its ground
The thing about this that absolutely kills me is the person operating the excavator is gently trying to shoo the mantis away with the giant machine and the mantis is still trying to pick a fight with it
